What does calender-cock mean?

calender-cock meaning in Urban Dictionary

when an individual, frequently male, divides his cock into 12 equal sections and labels all of them with the months of the year, beginning with January during the tip. Every year that passes, the calender dick would be provided a sacrificial virgin with a really tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus slowly increasing the limit for dick at the price of just one portion per month. some bigger calender cocks can have the precision of weeks or perhaps in some extreme cases even to your time