What does baby turtle baby turtle mean?

baby turtle baby turtle meaning in Urban Dictionary

When two people meet up and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice-cream after which sticks the baseball bat to the other's butthole. The one which gets the basebal bat included must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" repeatedly during the procedure. WARNING: COULD CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS a turtle that isnt really a turtle anyway. actually a tortiose, ( a heffer)