A creature with an unnaturally little and crooked phallous. Usually based in the over-grown purple bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are extremely defensive of these nature. They bond perfectly with snakes and dutch individuals. The Burke-Perrin's sense of scent is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortuitously but cannot establish what a stranger female's intimate choice is. Its mating telephone call appears like a black guy who's got gone without chicken for 5 years.