When a school coach drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get extremely aggravated. After that it rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. As soon as the military attempts to end the whale, it sticks an ice ointment sundae up the penis gap of this nearest ivy league graduate, whilst military is puzzled in what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with an enormous boner. The whale after that gets the medal of honor which it then utilizes as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing shield and eliminates both the whale and guard in a rage.