a very weird looking beard = Beird. IE when a hipster would like to grow a mad hipster beard and merely cannot, he ends up with a gnarly beird.Beird is strange, but nonetheless better than a molestache.Spencer Pratt's has actually a beird. The actual spelling of word 'beard.' Saying 'beard' is like saying days gone by tense for the word 'bear,' such as "Whoa! Yesterday, there was a BEARd."It's true. Sound it: bee-ird. Like in that furry thing holding from your jaw.