What does Bauer-Status mean?

Bauer-Status meaning in Urban Dictionary

a.Something which therefore amazing that Jack Bauer himself could be linked to or affliated to.b.In research The higest of the three standing's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains condition.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that Jack Bauerd. Reffering to a pimply standing, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The capability to bang, be fucked, and bang up in an hour