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BLarkin blarkin meaning in Urban Dictionary

A Blarkin is a verb where an individual is blue-balled, or in which you believes they're going to get set but it ultimately ends up a deep failing, plus in their particular outrage and pure drunkenness, the individual punches a hole within the wall. The act of giving a blowjob while sitting on a toilet (bonus if at the same time pooping). The yin to a blumpkin's yang.