Just The Coolest Superhero. Ever. He was born in Japan, in 1956, and it is male, and resides in a Fishbowl. He reponds to trouble very quickly, appearing in a flash, and also the floor is littered by goldfish. He claims their motto "OH NOES THAT YOU DO NOT YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE WOMAN, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@" He'll attack his enemys by putting flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize their opponent into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon. Asian Fish Guy, I Like you.