whenever one is severly hungover and has now the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in almost any length, circumference, dimensions, color, consistency, stench or quantity. Generally completed with a screw face and a company hold regarding sink or bathtub (whichever is closer). Copious quantities of bog roll are utilized in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous results and may be handled open house windows, febreeze and a very powerful flush.