What does Areaology mean?

Areaology meaning in Urban Dictionary

The worship for the all-encompassing Area, AKA David Bowie's crotch. A kind of pseudo-religious cult practise that requires repeatedly viewing such movies as 'The Man which Fell to Earth' and 'Labyrinth' where Area movie stars. Areaologists believe that the region is with them anyway hours of this day and night hence its presence could be from the development of our planet and all its inhabitants.