1. A continent below Europe and attached to Asia through the Middle East.2. Put folks head to, to feel better about themselves by-doing community solution.3. Who Cares?4. Pitty-inspiring land of little value beyond interesting fauna and conditions for biologists & terrorists.5. Place where all "Help the young ones" photos come from.6. Destination to make a fortune by stealing charity cash and making your very own little kingdom from cheap labor and Soviet-era weapons.