What does Altoona, KS mean?

Altoona, KS meaning in Urban Dictionary

Small town in south-east Kansas with a population of approximately 500 men and women or more. Tourists can search for Harpers Country shop (the only fuel section for 10 kilometers), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 kilometers, specialty is hill oysters), the post-office, cemetary, and that's it. The absolute most fun a youngster can look out for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But ensure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're trapped with Milwaukee's Best.