What does Alan Shearer Alan Shearer mean?

Alan Shearer Alan Shearer meaning in Urban Dictionary

most useful brit player to grace the face area for the earth. Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most targets in the premier league and in addition getting newcastle united relegated toward coca-cola championship last year. (Ironic, No?)he is illegitamate, he has no delivery certification, received HIV which includes subsequently caused AIDS which he cant eliminate, hes a dirty black-and-white bastard.