What does Absocootch mean?

Absocootch meaning in Urban Dictionary

1. The spilling of absolut vodka in people crotch location and so having it immerse your underpants.2. The spilling of well vodka in people crotch which you pretend is Absolut -- but are also intoxicated to share with the difference/care.a. Victim of spill will need to have feminine genitalia.