a guy with a cornucopia of man meat. He has much timber, he could stockpile more lumber than house depot. A Kramer is a man with a cock that hangs sooo low, it renders skid markings on the pavment. He loves destorying the meat wallets. He strikes all wall space and makes bitches squeal. He pulverizes skanks, kicks all butt, and tends to make Chuck Norris cry. He departs a pile of unconscious bitches when he features intercourse, it's a holocaust of satisfied females.