A lumberjack of epic power and unequaled success. A decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. A follower of Odin and Thor, the Norse gods of war,thunder,and kickassness. Capable chop down whole forests and procedure them into report towels in one time. He wears plaid all the time excluding the occasonal Hawaiin clothing when he is experiencing festive. He frequently consorts with Valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter whore.