Only seen during the night, a bircher is a complex man who's got sex with many women. Typically obese, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will for some reason convince these "down on the chance" ladies to go out of their bastard young ones yourself at 5 a.m. to own intercourse with him. For whatever reason just how a bircher acts towards his ladies, makes them look for their approval at all costs. A bircher will frequently get home from work and now have alcohol, cigarettes, and sometimes cash awaiting him on his doorstep. Most birchers reside at home with moms and dads, and have now one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before previously admitting to mating with one of these fat fugitives. Therefore never bother calling him away.
1961, person in the U.S. anti-communist John Birch Society, founded 1958.