n. 1. (slang) - Synonym for `cow penis' utilized in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it is from center English but all of us are also damned lazy to check on the OED." I am not. It isn't. --ESR The expression `choad' is speculated to have-been inherited through sixties underground comics, and to happen recently sighted when you look at the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have verified that `choad' is certainly an Indian vernacular term equal to `fuck'; therefore more likely to have registered English slang via the British Raj. 2. (vulgar slang) - A person, specially a man, considered stupid, ignorant, and/or lacking intelligence.