meaning of assholatosis

assholatosis meaning in Urban Dictionary

a disorder wherein the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is generally caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This butt liquid quickly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear resulting in the large malodorous fragrance. This fragrance are readily recognized by simply walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this specific condition is very unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this stage becomes useless while the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the exact same unpleasant faculties. A vintage wine cork will sometimes function as the simplest solution.