meaning of asselfunkel

asselfunkel meaning in Urban Dictionary

comparable to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are generally caused by perhaps not cleaning good enough after crapping or perhaps not cleaning whatsoever. In many western cultures asselfunkels are believed symbolic of bad health and generally are in bad taste....very bad taste.