meaning of ass lettuce

ass lettuce meaning in Urban Dictionary

the little flap of epidermis when you look at the anal area that creates the fart sound when environment is passed away on it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to at least one side or any other, it may cause increased pitched whistling noise. Many everyone has ass lettuce unless there clearly was excessive injury caused to your anal hole from homosexual task, or hetrosexual rectal fornication. Which will subsequently cause most of your farts to appear to be a hollow wind through a cave sound.