meaning of alca-tard

alca-tard meaning in Urban Dictionary

1. An otherwise seemingly regular acquiantance whoever thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular drinking, to the stage where their regular personality seems to have been negatively impacted, even during brief periods of sobriety. Frequently recognized by abnormally regular bouts of making an entire ass of people self and may also be accompanied with foul odors.2. Somebody who may have, or an insinuated suspicion that they could be dangerously near to having a diagnosable issue with alcoholic beverages.3. Term for you whoever obvious liquor intoxication felt cause of a really strange incident of stupid behavior.