The ab lobster is an animal present Jersey groups, continuously pointing to his abs that are subjected by his unbuttoned black top. The abs are airbrushed for more meaning. Avoids harsh lighting that washes out their defintion. If photographed in his surrounding, the ab lobster gives a blank stare with pouty mouth. Does not have any value for lines. Delays for no-one. Can easily turn on their friends whenever a blond, tanned, woman with increased and tight ass is seen. Telephone calls dibs on every little thing. Listens to woman Ga ga during the gymnasium. Crybates in the day. Statements to have well abs in the east shore. Cousins utilizing the Los Angeles Doosh.