A television show shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the popular musician Briggsy as head cook. The participants need to wow Briggsy by preparing meals employing their very own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst having fun with his small scabby dick. He awards things for flavor and presentation. The winner is allowed to fellate Briggsy in Tate contemporary whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.