Bernard Black is a character in the united kingdom tv show 'black books'. Bernard defines himself as a reclusive wanker, and is proper. He's a chain smoker, an alcoholic and an awful person - but despite this, there will be something you must like about him. Probably the fact that he's an Irish accent, or he is unbelievably sexy. They can additionally stay off the mushrooms in the hair, just how is it NOT a good thing?