meaning of Beat-up bag of dicks

Beat-up bag of dicks meaning in Urban Dictionary

1.) an individual who is a real piece of shit.2.) somebody who sounds lower than desirable whenever heard through Skype.3.) A douche.4.) An animal, object, concept, viewpoint, an such like. that fails one or more times and/or is within a consistent state of failure.5.) Something that smells, seems, seems, or tastes terrible.6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.