meaning of Balls to contact

Balls to contact meaning in Urban Dictionary

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from good sense that it's so bad, you would place balls on it in an act of degradation)2. A somewhat ironic adverbial expression that expresses complete honesty in how great something is (from previous meaning, but implying either an irony by using a disgusting phrase or this one loves some thing a great deal they'd place their balls about it).