A sexual act concerning two people (any sex combo works). It begins with one individual sticking their particular butt in something freezing (a snowbank or freezer) while taking a shit. Don't pinch off the shit, but let it hang like a backwards brown cock. Check out shove the hardened shit in to the other member's asshole. From there others user re-shits the shit into the original shitters lips (just like a frozen cum swap).It is called the Baboon Breakfast because initial shitters asshole should-be blue from the freezing cold and since it is a terrific way to start the day off.