A British politician. Produced from the type 'Alan B'stard' a Tory MP played by Rik Mayall within the classic sitcom 'the brand new Statesman.'B'stard is an unashamedly corrupt, egotistical and completely unpleasant politician, whoever political beliefs verge on Facsism. He'd to constantly proper those who pronounced their name as 'bastard.' Ironically, the smoothness bears an extraordinary similarity to Tony Blair - actually, and perhaps in other ways too.