1. Rare variety of instructor, native to AITE habitat. Programs similarity to a Dodo bird. In danger of extinction. Alswanger's have actually a unique top-notch unknowingly doing stupid things.2. Better stupidity than facepalm. Used to express stupidity ...at an un-mentionable amount.3. Severe facepalm, derp.4. An extremely over-complicated situation that would be summarized in 2 . 5 seconds, but continues on for one hour.