An Akanee (Uh-kaw-nay) typically comes in a dwarf size. A lot like a life-sized barbie except with a twist due to the brown comlexion. Although Akanee's tend to be stereotyped as terroists, they are really quite calm until such time you log in to their bad part and then they are going to fuckin' nuke the shit off you with their particular shizam calculus abilities that they have become moderate about. Akanee's are lured by roast-beef, mashed potatoes, qoo, cherries, coke, good music and matzo balls. Akanee's love to be around Tigi's and Andrea's.